LIFETIME ACCESS.
PAY ONCE. DIAGNOSE FOREVER.
ShortVitals is launching with a one-time lifetime deal for early adopters. Lock in permanent access before we switch to subscription-only pricing.
No trial needed. No recurring charges. No refunds.
SIGNAL
$79 one-time
Core diagnostics. Hook scores, verdicts, and AI-generated action items for every Short.
- +Unlimited diagnostic scans
- +Hook scores + verdict classification
- +AI action items per Short
- +Niche-calibrated verdicts
- +Channel signal summary
- +Lifetime access — no recurring fees
DIAGNOSTIC
$149 one-time
Full diagnostic suite. Everything in Signal plus rewrites, analytics, niche discovery, and competitor intel.
- +Everything in Signal
- +Impact-ranked title rewrites
- +Niche Explorer (benchmarks, hook patterns, content gaps)
- +Trending Radar (your niche)
- +Competitor benchmarking
- +Studio access (AI voiceover + video)
- +Diagnostic history log
- +Lifetime access — no recurring fees
FULL PROTOCOL
$249 one-time
The complete Vitals system — everything built today plus every feature shipped in the future. Forever.
- +Everything in Diagnostic
- +All future features included forever
- +Trending Radar (all niches)
- +Niche Explorer (all niches)
- +HD voiceover in Studio (tts-1-hd)
- +Content creation feedback loop
- +Early access to new modules
- +Lifetime access — no recurring fees
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WHAT THE DIAGNOSTIC REVEALS
Hook Score
1-10 rating of how your first 3 seconds arrest scroll behavior
Verdict Engine
TOP_PERFORMER, RISING, UNDERPERFORMING, or DEAD classification per Short
Algorithm Signals
Shorts feed %, replay ratio, share velocity, suppression risk
AI Action Items
Specific fixes per Short — not generic tips, actual prescriptions
Title Rewrites
GPT-generated alternatives optimized for CTR and hook strength
Competitor Intel
Benchmark your metrics against channels in your niche
REFERENCE
What does lifetime mean?+
Pay once, use forever. No monthly or annual charges. Your tier is permanently attached to your account.
Is there a refund policy?+
No refunds on lifetime deals. This is an early-access offer for committed creators. If you want to try first, wait for the subscription launch.
How many spots are available?+
200 total across all tiers. When they're gone, this offer closes permanently. Future access will be subscription-only.
What data do you access?+
Read-only access to your Shorts metadata (titles, views, likes) and optionally YouTube Analytics (CTR, AVD). No write, post, or delete permissions.
What happens after the LTD window closes?+
ShortVitals switches to subscription pricing ($29/mo). LTD holders keep lifetime access at the tier they purchased.
Will future features cost extra?+
Full Protocol holders get every feature — current and future — at no additional cost. Signal and Diagnostic tiers get features within their tier scope.